Friday, October 30, 2009
Too Early?
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Bored Again

- listened to more Pitbull - I downloaded the unedited version of his new album this morning
- looked up Pitbull concert dates - in Vegas on the 26th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- answered a work-related question for Ron S.
- spent A LOT of time on facebook
- dragged Carol to Sbux again for lunch - I'm in love with the fruit and cheese plate!
- took a quiz about the Constitution sent to my work email - I got 9/10 correct
- yawn
Monday, September 14, 2009
My Day
- logged onto FB
- checked my email (personal and work)
- played a prank - well, not really. I just put something funny up at someone's desk
- listened to Pitbull on my ipod - I bought his new album last night and realized this morning that I bought the clean version. I guess I'll be dropping another $9.99 tonight.
- logged onto FB
- attempted a little work
- talked to "Julio"
- logged onto FB
- got Carol to go to Sbux with me at lunch since I couldn't find any of the guys and pitifully ask to join them for lunch.
- annoyed Carol by working "Sound of Music" song titles into conversation with her
- logged onto FB
- got caught making a funny sign to put at another person's desk
- tried to help Julio with something work-related. We joked how my birthday is next month.
- started writing this blog
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Go Kitty, It's Your Birthday, We Gonna Party Like It's Your Birthday!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Mandy
Arts and Crafts
I did the prototype last night and finished the other three today. Oops! Did I just hint at something there? I'm terrible, aren't I? I really want to hand these out, but I will have to wait a few days. Although they look really good, they aren't exactly what I originally planned on. I hope the recipients like it!
Usually I don't think of myself as that creative, but sometimes I get a good idea and I have a lot of fun creating whatever it is that I thought up. Today though I really wished I had that Cricut machine whose infomercial I see almost daily while I have the TV on in the mornings. I really have the urge to do some scrapbooking!
Monday, August 10, 2009
You'll Get Nothing and Like It!**
Here are the highlights:
- Dallas kicked ass! She bowled a 130, 124, and a 141!! That is a almost a 132 average for the night and 27 points above her current average! Way to go Dallas!!
- Sandra finally realized that the two of the guys on the other team are brothers. They are only identical twins, so it makes sense why it took her so long!
- I had a slow start to the first game - enough to make the girls worried. I needed to get used to bowling with my glasses. The trick? Wear my glasses but keep my right eye closed.
- Apparently Dallas doesn't like to bowl at the same time I bowl. I'm bad luck or something.
- We consumed no alcohol last night.
- I held a baby younger than 10 months for the first time.
- Our team is currently in third place and will most likely stay there after this week.
- Clarice and Sandra drooled over this really hot guy in a pink shirt on the lanes next to us.
- We won two out of three games!
Monday, August 3, 2009
A Few of My Favorite and Not So Favorite Things
*Blog-slap: the electronic version of a bitch slap. (just made that up)
People who pronounce my last name correctly on the first try
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Treading the Mill
I ran on the treadmill this morning. Mandy just sat under the coffee table and watched. I don't think she knew what to make of it all! Thankfully she didn't try and jump on it with me!
Random treadmill note: I think all the Charles Dickens' novels I have read mention the treadmill or the workhouse at the very least. It always makes me think that Dickens would probably be astounded to know that we now use a treadmill for exercise instead of as a method of labor and/or punishment. Like I said, random treadmill note!!
Prebowling
Okay, this was a boring post. Oh well.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Signs of the "Apocalypse"
Saturday, July 4, 2009
A Good Idea...In Theory
Thursday, July 2, 2009
I Miss My Kitty
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
The Fall of BIG BALL
We should go up in the standings for next week - fingers crossed! Going in to last night, us, BIG BALL, and CADDY SHACK were all tied for points. Well, both CADDY SHACK and we won all the points last night so it will come down to the number of pins. We definitely have a higher handicap than CADDY SHACK so we might be okay! Reports have MUSHED (Al Pacino's team) winning their games. They are currently in first place. Next week we bowl against THE FIRST TIMERS. Well, Clarice, Dallas, Sandra, and Kelly (my sub) bowl against them. They were in 2nd place going into last night.
There were a few complaints during the course of the night. Some players, who shall remain nameless, do not want to pay the one-time fee of $18 for league sanctioning. Also, there was some disappointment in learning that no bowling trophy or certificates would be handed out at the end of the season. I have to miss next week. I don't want to, but it is for a good cause - meeting the New Kids On The Block!
Monday, June 29, 2009
Reunion of Sorts??

Sunday, June 28, 2009
Adios Señor Equis
So, anyone know any single guys, 25-35 years old, over 5'10" tall????
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Doctor's Visit
Mandy is getting boarded next week while I am in Seattle, and so I decided to get her spayed during that time (yes, I know. I have procrastinated on this one!). That meant she also had to have blood drawn too so they could do pre-op blood work. And I had them trim her "Howard Hughes" claws. I'm such a mean mom, huh? So she was pretty exhausted after all the poking and prodding she got. We got home around 12:30pm and she has done nothing except sleep on my bed for the last 8 hours. I feel a little sorry for her. I'd feel even more sorry for her if I wasn't spending over $500 on her for all of this!!!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Stayin' Alive Against Team 5!
We started the night with our usual pitcher of beer and order of chilli cheese fries and chicken bites. The weird thing was all the sausces came on the side. Still tasted good though! We bowled near "Al Pacino" again so that was fun. Not too much to say about this week except we actually won all but one game!! I bowled a 136, 148, and a 153. My goal this summer is to beat my personal best of 180. I think I can do it!
Movin' To Brazil!!
Jake sealed the deal for the move by saying we could have mojitos. I said we could rumba. From there we decided that we are opening a bar. I will be the hostess. Dallas is the bartender. Jake is the bouncer. Clarice is the eye-candy waitress. Freddy is the old dude who sits at the corner of the bar, wearing a Panama hat and drinking whiskey we import especially for him. Carol runs the bed and breakfast next to the bar with help from Rosie. Ron is our dance instructor. Marc is our DJ. Justin provides our intel. Malachi will become Brazil's next soccer super star. He will be known simply as Chi (since Brazilians tend to go by one name only). Caitlin will become Brazil's gymnastic superstar. Dallas' mom will be the bar manager. Perry is the cook.
And if the bar thing doesn't work out, we can always get some land in the Amazon and grow a certain cash crop!!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Música en otro idioma

Happy Anniversary???

Things That Go Bump In The Night - Part II
I woke up around 3:30am to Mandy practically throwing herself at her favorite window perch by my bed. She normally sits on the sill and tries to play with the blinds. I wasn't going to take any of her crap at 3:30am so I locked her out of the bedroom. Not even 5 minutes later, I hear her growling. I open the bedroom door and that is when I start to hear something on the patio. It sounded like someone trying to open the sliding glass door to my bedroom. My heart started pounding fast. I grabbed my phone. Who was I gonna call? 911? Mr.X? Ghostbusters? I thought if I was going to call 911, I should at least confirm someone is trying to break in. My gameplan: confirm intruder, call 911, run out of house through garage, go to neighbor's house, call Mr. X (no way I'd go back into my house alone!), and wait until the police showed up. I'd wait until next time to call the Ghostbusters.
So I go over to the sliding glass door in the living room where Mandy is growling. I carefully move one of the blinds so I can take a peek. At this point I think I am crazy for doing this since I am completely unarmed. I look outside and to my great relief the only thing out there is a ginormous stray cat! It left after a few attempts to scare it away. Then I picked up Mandy, gave her a big hug for alerting me (even though it was just a cat and not an intruder),told her I wouldn't have her declawed (her reward), and let her back into the bedroom. I realized that she lept to the window because she saw the cat enter our yard. I wonder if she would do that if she saw a person come into the yard at night?
Unlike last time, at least I now have phone numbers for people I can call in the wee hours of the morning when I get scared! But I was fine once I saw that it was just a cat. Phew.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Crushed by MUSHED
On Tuesday we bowled against Team 8, aka MUSHED. Going into the night's bowling, they were in 5th place. We were in 9th which is technically last place because Team 10 is vacant. This week also marked Sandra's first week as a Chick with a Ball!! We won the first game by 20 pins. Then "Al Pacino" threatened bodily harm, so we threw the 2nd and 3rd games. I so did not want to say hello to his little friend. Ew! That just sounded really gross - sorry!! We lost the 2nd game by 87 pins and the 3rd game by 121 pins!!! Sorry Dallas, but we are cutting you off after the first pitcher of beer!!
One cool thing from the night - we did get some snazzy discount cards because we are league members. One is a punch card good for 100 free games of bowling. Of course there is a catch - you get one free game per day and it can't be during cosmic bowling. The other is a "League Member Benefit Card." It is good for $2 open-play rates, 10% off non-sale items at the pro shop, up to 25% off locker rentals, and 20% off at Kids Quest anytime. (Not sure what the Kids Quest thing is.) You better believe that I am going to use my discount cards this weekend!!!
Next week we bowl the incredibily cleverly named team, TEAM 5. After the first week they were in 4th place. We have a chance against them - as long as they bowl poorly and we bowl average or better than average. We will also be near "Al Pacino" again, so maybe Dallas can get that autograph after all!!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The Tracks of My Tears
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dinner Date?
I am a little confused as to what exactly Mr.X's feelings are towards me. We have gone out a few other times and there is plenty of flirting and little touches here and there. And we also exchange flirty messages. But the last two times we got together, all I got was a hug. Hugs are good, but sometimes you want/need more!! I am pretty sure Mr.X likes me. Could it be that he doesn't realize that I am attracted to him? Is he just "slow"? It's a little frustrating. No plans have been made for another get-together - I hesitate to use the word "date." I just want some clear sign that he is interested in me.
Now don't get me wrong - I did have a really good time with Mr.X on Saturday. I enjoyed cooking and entertaining, the conversation, and the company. He did make me do one thing though that I hate - making phone calls to strangers. I force myself to make phone calls for work. But other than that, I do my best not to. For example, I will order pizza online rather than calling on the phone. I told Mr.X this and he made me call Papa Johns. I was to ask for "Antonio." (Mr.X didn't know any Antonio, he just figured that there would be one working there!) Once I asked for Antonio, I could give the phone to Mr.X and he would do the talking. I begrudgingly made the call. I think that was almost as bad, if not worse than just getting a hug a goodbye!!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Double or Nothing
Friday, May 1, 2009
I Heart Caffeine
So at work today, I made a bet with Dallas. In a week I am going cold turkey off all caffeine - coffee, pop, chocolate, my favorite headache pain reliever! I apologize, over a week in advance, for the bitchiness, bad attitude, lack of caring about you, the whining, and the complaining. I'm sorry for snapping at you because you had the nerve to ask me a question when I have a raging headache I can't get rid of because stupid Excedrin tension headache contains caffeine! But I'm not scared.....Okay, maybe just a little.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Welcome to Nevada!
Going to New Heights
Sunday, March 29, 2009
I don't wanna grow up.....


Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Tag! I'm it!
Friday, March 20, 2009
Chi-town Adventures - Day Three
We found a place to grab a quick breakfast and then headed to the airport. Everything went smoothly there. I was a little worried as everyone was boarding the plane and a guy stops and my row and starts to place a car seat in the seat next to me (I had the window.) I kind of started to tweak out a bit. It didn't help when the guy made a little comment about getting ready for an interesting ride. Say what? Thankfully his little girl (who boarded later with her mom) was perfect! She was a little cranky at first after getting strapped in but once I got my headphones on, I was dead to the world!
I got home around 3pm this afternoon and to say that Mandy was happy to see me is a gross understatement!! I cleaned up her litter boxes and gave her some hugs and kisses before I had to take a nap! It's nice to be home but I think I am actually a little lonely after spending almost three days with two other people and spending almost every waking minute with them. That's even more than when you just see people at work! I am just glad that today is Friday and that I still have the weekend ahead of me to recuperate!!
Chi-town Adventures - Day Two
We met up around 4:30pm in the hotel bar and watched some basketball. We were just waiting for the call from DB's friend. He had to go home first and switch cars before heading back into the city. We went to dinner at this really neat place. I can't remember the name though! It was an Italian place. We all got the pizza pot pie, which this place is known for. Your pizza comes to your table still in the dish it was cooked in, looking just like a pot pie! Then the waiter inverted the pizza on a plate so that it was like eating out of a pizza bowl! After dinner we hit the restrooms before heading out and I got a little nervous because the bathrooms were single rooms only. I warned DB that I have a penchant for getting locked in bathrooms. My fears did not subside either when I got in the bathroom and saw on the door a label saying "push to lock door." I'm guessing there have been problems in the past. I was worried because I kind of turned the locked as I pushed it in. But I made it out without having to call one of the guys!! I know I would never live that one down!
The Pizza Pot Pie.
Me and the blues singer.
Chi-town Adventures - Day One
The Rock It Bar and Grill - it didn't really rock.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Mandy's Dirty Little Secret
I was cleaning out my closet over the weekend and Mandy was in there with me doing whatever she does while she is in there. I see her go towards her favorite corner, but she stops at the pile of dirty laundry. And then she rolls in some dirty underwear! (I told you it was gross!!!!) I picked her up later to give her a kiss and this one spot by her neck and shoulder reaked!!! It's almost like a fetish or something. I just don't understand why my cute little girl would do something so disgusting! It is now Tuesday morning and she FINALLY smells good again. Or at least the stench is gone from that spot.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
SoCal - Epilogue
SoCal
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I Really Love My Mom & Dad!!!!

Dare to be Different
Monday, February 23, 2009
Betty Crocker in da House!
Requests for recipes: 1
Friday, February 20, 2009
Famous Last Words???
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Mandy's Heritage
Sunday, February 15, 2009
What's In A Name? - Part II: Nicknames
I do have one nickname - Layna. My bro was the first to call me this since he had trouble saying my full name when I was born. I even went by Layna in preschool and kindergarten. But when I started 1st grade, it was a different school and I was always known by my full name. Only my relatives and close friends of the family (people who were friends of the family from before I was born) call me Layna. Only a few of my close friends call me this and even then it's not on a regular basis. It's not that I don't like the name, it's just that it has become something I reserve for those most special to me. It also seems to "cutesy" for the workplace.
Other Nicknames I have / had:
- Sweetfang - My dad calls me this (even at 30). It's a combination of two characters from the Soupy Sales Show.
- Doll - my mom calls me this sometimes too
- Lane
- Lanie
- Ursula- I was @ the Pike Place Market in Seattle where one of the vendors had names hand-carved out of wood. He had nothing close to my name, but had Ursula!
- Yolanda - even though I hate being called this when people think it is my name, one friend has been able call me this in jest
- Pick-Up Artist
NOTE: I saw the above-mentioned name-killer a few days later and he was able to pronounce my first name, so all is well!!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Lost Kitty....sort of
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Oh How I Love Thee.....

Saturday, February 7, 2009
Round Up The Usual Suspects
Friday, February 6, 2009
I'm Just A Soul Whose Intentions Are Good....

Over the last week I have spent A LOT of time on itunes buying music. I bought a few golden oldies here and there and now I can't stop!! I have bought 31 songs since February 1st. That is more than a song a day for the month of February and it's only the 6th!!!!
I used to always to listen to the oldies station in the car with my mom. So I am pretty well versed in songs from the 50s, 60s, and to a lesser extent the 70s. Most of these songs I don't have on CD, so I went hunting on itunes for them. Who knew Gary Lewis and The Playboys were on itunes? I think I heard a song last weekend that I wanted and it Spiral Starecased from there! (note: Spiral Starecase is a group from the 60s. I suggest looking them up.)
I bought songs by the Zombies, Animals, the Byrds, the Turtles, Lou Christie, John Lennon, Three Dog Night, Bobby Darin, Del Shannon, the Contours, the Chiffons, and the Drifters to name a few. Then I bought some more recent songs: 50 Cent and two from the movie "Slumdog Millionaire." Then I got on a 90s kick: Timmy T, Tommy Page, Bryan Adams, Blind Melon. There were a few others, but those are my true guilty pleasures that I seriously won't admit to owning or knowing all the words. However, put me near a jukebox and you might, just maybe, catch me shelling out my hard earned cash on these guilty pleasures!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Mandy
I didn't really have anything else to blog about so I thought I'd share some more about my kitty. Hopefully that doesn't mean I'm turning into the old cat lady!
As I'm sure you have figured out, Mandy is a little on the spoiled side. She has 4 water dishes after all. And of course she has plenty of kitty toys. Catnip ones, ones with feathers, ones that make noise, stationery ones, soft ones, hard ones, etc. etc. However, I have recently discovered that she likes stuffed animals. After raine_days' recent visit, Mandy was granted unescorted access into the guest room. On the bed I had a little black lab stuffed animal. One day I'm in the office and who shouldI see trotting down the hallway with the stuffed animal in her mouth? So I hid the toy. Recently I put out a couple other little stuffed animals that proudly wear DEA shirts. well, this morning, Mandy comes out of the guest room with one in her mouth! The funny part is that the stuffed animal is hald her size! And it was sitting on the third shelf of a bookcase!!
I also have introduced Mandy recently to turkey. Yes, I bought turkey. It's healthier than ham sandwiches for lunch. Anyway, she practically assaulted me the first time I opened the packaging on the lunch meat. So now when I make my sandwich for my lunch, I have to give Mandy a "commission" on the turkey. Just a little piece to get her out of the way. I know this is how annoying habits and behaviors start, but how can I deprieve my little girl like that????
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Facebook....sort of
Today I received a friend request, not from some random foreigner, but from someone I haven't heard from in practically 5 years! I got a little frustrated waiting for my background check for this job and decided in early winter of 2003 to go to Prague, Czech Republic and get certified to teach English as a foreign language. It was a 4 week training/certification course in November/December. After going home for Christmas, I moved back to Prague to look for work. I shared an apartment with two other girls who also taught English. I actually never found a job and ended up with a 3.5 month vacation in Prague. I did a lot of reading in coffee shops, exploring of the city, more coffee, taking pictures, and watching crappy American tv shows dubbed in Czech. My favorites were 21 Jump Street and Walker Texas Ranger. The Czech version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire was also entertaining. Unfortunately I wasn't there long enough to develop any real language skills.
Anyway, the friend I received the request from I met through my roommates. We actually didn't know each other for very long but I always thought he was a cool guy. The last time I had any contact with him was sending him a text message on my way back to the States. I had to stay the night in Frankfurt and was having coffee and a pastry in the hotel lobby. That seems like ages ago. So much has happened since then. Wow.
I left Prague in April, right after Easter. Even though it was such a short time, it will always have a fond place in my heart. I would share photos of Prague with you, but my old computer crashed a few years ago taking all my photos with it. Gone. And I had taken some cool photos of the city that I was really proud of. I'm no photographer, but I thought these photos had an "artsy" quality to them. I really want to go back!!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Cha-Ching!!!

Sunday, January 25, 2009
A Penny For Your Thoughts....
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Third Time Is A Charm
Anyway, before the other posts went bad, they were about Facebook and about me wanting to have a party. I was thinking a game night would be fun. I'm just not sure if anyone would be interested in that. I don't won't to delve too much further into the details of those posts for fear of resurrecting the negativity!! Hopefully this hasn't been too much of a Debbie Downer post either!!